i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it
please publish that story
date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked
what’s that coming out of your mouth?
I don’t know, ghosts probably.
i couldnt find my rose shirt so this is what we get
wow look at this hottie.
mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary
this literally gave me chills.
I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.
So, since I hit 150 followers, I’m doing a tiny giveaway.
Pictured above (if you can’t tell because of my shit picture taking abilities):
9 pairs of earrings, 3 small pendants w/o chains, 4 bracelets, 2 rings, 1 keychain, and 2 necklaces.
From this selection the winner can pick up to 10 items OR a signed copy of my novel “A Tale of Destiny”
If the winner is following me, they’ll also receive:
A free, signed copy of my book of poetry titled “Blood and Tears”
The ability to request one written work from me, of any sort as long as it isn’t over 2 pages and doesn’t violate any academic laws, etc..
1. Must be in the US. I’m sorry guys but international shipping is expensive.
2. Only reblogs count. Do with that as you will, but don’t spam your followers.
3. Don’t lie, cheat, blah, blah. Nothing here is worth being a deceptive dick.
This giveaway will end on August 29.
Usernames of everyone who entered will be handwritten on a slip of paper, folded, and dropped into a basket. A name will be drawn. This process will be video/photo documented to reassure y’all that it happened and was done fairly. (And yes I know I could do an online generator but whatever.)
The winner will be announced no later than September 1.
Better pictures can be acquired upon request. (I’ll try okay I’m not good at visual things.)
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again
I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters
if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she