1. our-forelsket:

    msrmoony:

    Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

    Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

    Reblogged from: mbd7262
  2. I’m a busy piece of shit. Enjoy my rarely updated blog as I scramble to raise a puppy, work, and go to school. (plus relationship stuff)

  3. thefrogman:

    Tośka and her owner Ewelina [flickr]

    [h/t: sarnain]

    Reblogged from: disappearandfly
  4. shikarius:

    Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

    "Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

    "Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

    "Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

    "Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

    "What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

    • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
    • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
    Reblogged from: skipping-with-intestines
  5. Reblogged from: rift-in-the-warp
  6. folklifestyle:

Photo by: @cullenperry #liveauthentic

    folklifestyle:

    Photo by: @cullenperry #liveauthentic

    Reblogged from: thewine-darksea
  7. akasakaryuunosuke:

    people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying

    Reblogged from: caitlynmk
  8. Reblogged from: anneboleyns
  9. ineffable
    [in-ef-uh-buhl]
    (adjective) In the list of one of the most 100 beautiful words in the English language, ineffable’s beauty lies in its flowing sound and meaning. Ineffable describes the sentiment of being unable to express something in words because it is too extreme to communicate; words cannot possibly do justice at this particular moment.  (via splitterherzen)
    Reblogged from: englishmajorinrepair
  10. meadowkitten:

    ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

    Reblogged from: thewine-darksea
  11. Reblogged from: cosmicmoonlightx
  12. Reblogged from: englishmajorinrepair
  13. stylelist-tidebuy:

Fire Shaped Cut-out Party Snadals
    Reblogged from: curion
  14. 
"Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull."

    "Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull."

    Reblogged from: anneboleyns
  15. I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

    ..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

    “Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

    I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

    ..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

    David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

    This never gets old. 

    (via denasynesthesia)

    Reblogged from: see-the-world-in-color
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